Can a theme be taken too far?

Finally, after many months of waiting, building, waiting, driving and waiting the Cheesemobile is finally clothed. Yesterday, I went out in the freezing conditions to give the car a good clean and today, I was back in the garage to adorn the car with its racing livery.

It has always been in my head that this was going to be the final fate of the car but I still wasn’t sure I’d have the nerve. But in the end, I JFDI’d.

On the short drive back to put the car on the trailer, 2 people laughed heartily at the creation. This was embarrassing. But NOBODY could say I haven’t put everything into creating a unique car!

Putting the stickers on wasn’t as painful a job as I was expecting. Using the wet method does make things a little easier to manage but judging the right amount of soapy water to apply is a little bit of an art-form. A couple of stickers had to be re-positioned and they were pretty compliant when still wet. Once properly squeegeed, they stuck well.

I have made at least one slight error – but I’m not flagging it up and hopefully nobody will notice. (This means that it’s likely everyone will notice).

I didn’t end up putting the numbers on. I’ve decided that I’ll do this as a little ceremonial ‘topping out’ just ahead of the official test session.

Secretly, I’m really pleased with how it’s turned out. It’s not subtle. It’s not a work of photo-realism. But it is mine! Who knew, all those years ago at college when my mate Angela May  issued forth the decree that I should hence forth be known as Cheesy, it would lead to this!

Delivery for Cheesy

Had an exciting box through the door yesterday. Around 2 months after last having seen my race helmet, it was back – and now with added paint!

I’d spoken to Piers Dowell at Autosport Live in January about whether we could create a helmet design around my nickname ‘Cheesy’. Although rather being taken aback by being asked, with a straight face, to create a Cheesy Helmet (stop sniggering you at the back…), he did seem to think that he could come up with something that wouldn’t be a complete joke!

If you haven’t seen Pier’s work before – you should take a gander. He’s an absolute Air Brush legend and creates the most stunning pieces of photo realistic artwork. His Pink Floyd guitar is just stunning. http://www.piersdowell.com/

I do fear asking him to paint my helmet was akin to asking Constable to draw a stick figure but at least I knew it was in good hands!

As soon as I saw the indicative design drawings I knew it was right! And seeing it in the flesh is even better. The yellow and the red really pop. I can’t stop looking at it!

Some would say, I’m taking my theme a little too far! But I love all this… and we’re not quite done just yet. Watch this space.

Handling Day, Silverstone

Erghhhh – what a miserable start to a day! Up at 5am to contend with pissing rain whilst finishing off loading gear into the car. It took the full 2hrs 15 to get to Silverstone and the weather just kept getting worse!

By the time there were a group of us all making full use of the handy shelters put up by Matt Gibbon and Stu Hood on the Silverstone tarmac, I really was starting to get a cold damp hump on! That was, until Chris Middleton arrived in his Caterham, having driven from Kent with no doors and no roof. Absolute hero. A very wet one, but a hero none the less. I realised then just how lucky I was to be able to trailer the car!

In fact, all the guys turning up in their Caterhams are due a mention but they all copped out  by using their hoods and doors.

Humour levels quickly rose as more participants arrived and the driving action started getting closer!

After sign on and briefing my group were allocated practice starts first. On a very damp and greasy runway, we got to play around with technique over a timed start. It’s a skill you don’t get to practice much as a racing driver – other than when it actually counts! Sarah Reader was on hand to give tips and times to everyone.

Next up was the first cone slalom course. Tight and twisty and very understeery with the track being so damp. Darren Burke on hand to offer pointers, and retrieve cones if displaced! My second timed run was actually OK – but when it got to the 3rd timed run, I ran out of tallent just a touch… This trend did seem to happen through the day! Second run fine, third one over cooked.

A change of pace next, with a scruteneering session designed to check that our cars were ready for an official check at our first race meeting. The only additional element I needed was a strip of  tape across the central seam in the boot floor. Happy enough with that.

After a spot of lunch and a much needed hot drink the sun finally made an appearance and took the chill out of the air – which I am sure was greatly appreciated by the Caterham staff and the handful of hardy spectators that had braved it on the day.

As the weather had improved, we had a competition to see how fast we could get in and our of our cars. I can confirm that I am slow at getting in and died horribly in a ball of flames whilst trying to get out. Even manic Ricky Bobby style rolling around to put out the flames wouldn’t have saved me. For the record I have to pull the crutch straps free manually to get everything to become nicely free. I am truly glad that I know this now – rather than when it may become a lot more important.

The afternoon sessions were based around 2 slalom courses – one more open and flowing – the other, tight and twisty. Again, pointers and tips from Sarah and Darren as well as timings to let you know how you were getting on.

Then, onto the competitive element of the day. Both afternoon slalom courses were joined together into one large course. We were given one practice run and then one timed run. I’d like to point out that, through the day, the tarmac had slowly been drying out. Sadly, I was at the tail end of the field of timed runs and by the time I got on track, it was raining again. I had that excuse all lined up, ready to roll out at an opportune moment – up until Will Smith went and put in a time after me that got him on the podium… damn – I’ll have to come up with another excuse then :) I think I was in the top 10 somewhere but can’t remember exactly. Anyway, not quick enough to get a nice trophy.

That honour went to Will Smith (Group 2) in 3rd, Dominic Elliott in 2nd and Henry Heaton taking honours in 1st.

I have a feeling that Mr Heaton is going to prove a peculiar nuisance through the season :)

It was a great fun day. I think the solidarity of the miserable weather in the morning was actually a bonus. We’ve been given our sponsor decals for the year now, so that’s next up on the to-do list.

Thanks to Mr Cheese Sr (John) for braving the elements and taking photos for me through the day.

UPDATE: As bad as we thought the weather was for our event, Group 2 were at Silverstone the following day and, unfortunately, snow meant the day had to be cancelled. I can’t imagine how gutted they all must have been.